Why the United States of America should invade Canada                                                         Why the United States of America should invade Canada
  Should we invade Canada?
            The short answer to this question is a resounding YES!!!.

  Why, you ask?
            There are many reasons why the US should invade Canada, I will go over the
            most important ones here, leaving the rest to your own imagination.

  Have you ever looked at canada on a map? It is a BIG country! it is larger than the entire US, but everyone lives in the bottom half inch or so. After the invasion and subsequent takeover of Canada we should just go ahead and fence off everything above this half inch. How will this help the US? Well, I'm glad you asked. Four of the biggest problems facing the U.S. are:

      Prison overcrowding
      The federal deficit
      Illegal immigration
      Campaign Finance Corruption

    An invasion of Canada will solve these problems in the following way.    

  1. Prison overcrowding:
            First we fence off the piece of land now known as Canada, above the first inch
            or so on the map (that will be reserved for immigrants). Next we ship all of our
            prisoners there, telling them to survive or not, it is their choice. Problem Solved

  2. The federal deficit:
            We sell all of the empty prison space that we now have to the Canadians that
            were not criminals and therefore left up in behind the fence. Some people may
            be thinking that nobody would want to buy a prison cell as a condo, but
            remember that we are talking about Canadians here, these people were stupid
            enough to live in Canada, they would be taking a tremendous leap forward by
            living in an American prison. Problem Solved

  3. Illegal immigration:
            We let everyone in that wants in, the only condition is that they have to live in
            the bottom inch of canada for the first 10 years . . . the majority of people will
            take death and starvation in any third world country before they would live in
            Canada. Problem Solved
  4. Campaign Finance Corruption:
            All fundraising must be done in what is now Canada, No one will show up for fundraisers.
   Problem Solved!


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